tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55346799704772615632024-03-05T20:40:02.169+00:00The Not So Secret Diary of a GrumpessThe day to day scrutiny of life in the slow lane from a purely grumpy point of view.Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.comBlogger384125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-60817880081956454212019-01-08T10:18:00.001+00:002019-01-08T10:18:27.424+00:00The Potato Diet<p dir="ltr">Well ... did anyone <a href="https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/diets/1068602/how-to-lose-weight-well-fast-loss-calories-potato-diet-cabbage-soup">see </a><a href="https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/diets/1068602/how-to-lose-weight-well-fast-loss-calories-potato-diet-cabbage-soup"><u>it</u></a><a href="https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/diets/1068602/how-to-lose-weight-well-fast-loss-calories-potato-diet-cabbage-soup"> </a>last night? No. Thought not. if you want to lose weight quickly for any reason - to fit better in that special dress is favourite - you can't go wrong with the potato diet.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I've managed to - temporarily - lose 7lbs in 9 days of potato heaven. And, unlike other mono-diets I still wanted potatoes as soon as I stopped doing it.</p>
<p dir="ltr">You can of course carry on for longer than a week - and permanently lose weight - but more care is needed to get in essential nutrients. I only missed 'crunch' every time I did it, so added lettuce, my fat was avocado rather than oil. And there's no way I could manage 5lbs spuds a day, I generally hovered somewhere between 2 and 3lbs.</p>
<p dir="ltr">And another top tip, cook them, let them cool, then reheat. It gives them more resistant starch. The same can be done with pasta and rice.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Bugger the Muesli today, I'm off to throw spuds in my Breville Halo+</p>
<p dir="ltr">I say, they're £30 cheaper than when I bought mine. I might get another for the tin hut, rather than taking this one back with me. I use it nearly every day because I use far less fat with chips/wedges than I did on jacket spuds.</p>
<p dir="ltr">And all my cheap Lidl veg was roasted in it before Christmas - because I don't like boiled veg - but I did use a bit more oil/fat for that. And it has many other uses ... Hmmm 🤔</p>
<p dir="ltr">Note to self ... the top rack in your freezer is completely full of roasted veg, please remember to use it...</p>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-68623698845792751192019-01-05T18:21:00.001+00:002019-01-05T18:21:17.477+00:00Goodbye Christmas 2018<p dir="ltr">"Right, let's get Christmas back in the attic" ... says she eventually ... covered head to toe in chuffin 'snow' ... that clings to everything, including my glasses and my spiffing cordless sweepy thing ... had to clean the filter in that *again* because of the damn snow. </p>
<p dir="ltr">And off we jolly well go up to the bathroom ... to where I'd already woman-handled 13 cartons and bags of utter crap ... to then go on up to the attic with the aid of my faithful old retainer ... aka Oddjob. </p>
<p dir="ltr">He gets the trapdoor open and pulls down the ladder with his gadget and tootles off up with a limp ... whilst I await the long lead and plug for the lovely fluorescent lighting to arrive. I plug it in, and lo ... there is light. </p>
<p dir="ltr">"Yer know, it dunt seem five minutes since ahr were up here" ... I looked up at him in puzzled confusion ... "Well, it's not too long ago" ... I tell him.</p>
<p dir="ltr">"It were weeks ago when ahr fetched um dahn" ... "It was yesterday, you twat!" ... sounds of cogs going around ... "Ooh ahhh. Ahr forgot abaht that, I were thinking abaht when I fetched um dahn before Christmas".</p>
<p dir="ltr">And that's the story of how Christmas - but not his train sets - yes, SETS - got put away. They are currently acquiring new lighting and/or batteries for old lighting ... whilst he sits eating the chocolate barrels he filled the wagons with.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Everyone deserves an Oddjob 😉</p>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-17280822966260793812019-01-01T11:03:00.001+00:002019-01-02T01:30:23.571+00:00Happy New Year 2019<p dir="ltr">When you finish the night off dancing to the Bee Gees at 2am with your beloved ... best start to the New Year ever.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Unfortunately that same 'beloved' is still wandering around singing about getting a chuffin message to someone this morning!</p>
<p dir="ltr">Everyone deserves an Oddjob ... aka my grumpy old man 😉</p>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-84393591595738016372018-02-04T13:23:00.000+00:002019-02-09T13:25:01.605+00:00Watching Call The Midwife<div dir="ltr">
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"Nope ... but you've got far more crap on your Facebook than I have on mine" ... "Well ... it worr'is bothday" ... "I don't care" ... "I didn't want to know really, but I do".</div>
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-31067412790083991232017-02-25T11:23:00.000+00:002017-02-25T11:29:29.787+00:00Heanor Haulage Auction...<div dir="ltr">
Hmmmm, I don't know what to think about the land surrounding us now my friend and neighbour has discovered Heanor Haulage is auctioning off their entire fleet of lorries - and stuff - next month ... to concentrate on warehousing and storage.</div>
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There have been men from both HH and Network Rail with clipboards twice this week and some stuff - not railway tracks - went on a lorry on Wednesday.</div>
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I'm expecting plans to go in again for the human rabbit hutches to be built behind us ... they've already got outline planning permission for the poky dwellings</div>
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And then there's the land - teenage dump ghetto - next to the railway lines which they deliberately contaminated with tons and tons of spoil - 3ft deep - bulldozed over the trees ... from when Asda was built. This was deemed the 'only area of ecological interest' in the reports - I read EVERYTHING - but was ... 'out of the area being built on, so was safe'.<br />
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It took me two reports to the council - there were fibs told after the first one about a little pile of spoil behind Asda, which ... 'We're going to move ASAP' - and several photos to get that sorted.<br />
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Three months later a group of men turned up with a digger ... the driver of which actually asked me if I wanted a photo of him for my blog ... I was in disguise and my camera was hidden under my coat at the time.</div>
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Twelve lorries - from several firms - came and went all day, every day for a week to do 'the remedial work' ... I never did find out where they took it. And then they had to plant hundreds of trees. Must have cost a fortune ... I hope...</div>
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Unfortunately by now the only area of ecological interest was gone ... and became a prime candidate for more hutches to be built on. The outline plans went in and then were withdrawn ... something to do with needing to sell some before they could afford the council bribe money - s106 - and they want to use our narrow 36 house street for all the new 118-ish dwelling hutchery when it's built</div>
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And then there's the bit between us and Asda. That was meant to be the HH workshop which didn't happen. We've not been threatened with anything else there ... yet.</div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-86779068706420593242017-01-30T12:20:00.000+00:002017-02-04T12:26:52.561+00:00Alternate Day Fasting Tips from An Old Pro...1. Don't think of ADF or any form of intermittent fasting as a diet, regard it as a lifestyle because you WILL need to follow some form of fasting for the rest of your life. Thinking you'll need to be on a 'diet' forever is downright depressing.<br />
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4. If you don't want to eat anything because once started, you can't stop. Then don't ... because this is right for YOU ... added benefits to make this idea easier ... you're likely to lose weight faster.</div>
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7. Have mini goals with treats to look forward to ... if you want a ginormous pizza for your treat, have it ... but if you do, you may have to reach the same goal again a week later ... so this time have diamonds ... or is that just me?</div>
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8. Have planned holidays/vacations, if you want to minimise damage, use eating windows ... ie 16-18 hour daily fasts. Otherwise enjoy your holiday and come back happy to do a fasting day ... I'm always sooooooo relieved to get back to fasting after a week of munchy days</div>
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10. If ever you find yourself eating out of control or binging, remember most of this lifestyle is a mind game. Do not punish yourself!! Forget self loathing - been there, done that, totally not worth it - just carry on eating and tell yourself you're on holiday and you'll get right back to it ASAP ... and mean it.</div>
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Any feelings of guilt at this point can make you throw in the towel permanently ... and that's not fair to you after you've already done so well ... if it makes you feel better and easier to get back into a fasting routine, treat yourself to something nice - like diamonds ... er, that's just me again isn't it? - because you're worth it.</div>
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If you do find it's happened to you - because your brain thinks it's smarter than your body - then expect to gain weight when you get back to your regular routine. It isn't permanent, so don't panic and start eating less again, just ride it out...</div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-56189503101574755032016-09-03T10:47:00.002+01:002016-09-04T12:48:21.129+01:00Railway Sidings Application Withdrawn. <div dir="ltr">
I received an email from AVBC one night last week telling me that the application had been withdrawn. Nothing to get too excited about though as they've still got permission to build <i><strike>rabbit hutches</strike></i> dwellings behind us ... and they'll probably submit a similar application later</div>
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I'd have written about it sooner but I received the email the same day our beloved Daewoo Matiz broke down for the final time - that's another blog post waiting in drafts - and it's been a busy week with lots more pressing things on my mind ... OK, I forgot all about it until I checked my statcounter and noticed DEFRA had visited a couple of times lately and wondered why. Actually they'd been looking at the <i>temporary car wash</i> post. The same car wash that's becoming ever more permanent ... but I digress.</div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">Reference: AVA/2014/0790<br />
Proposal: Outline application for residential development with access into the site unreserved. All other matters reserved.</span></div>
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Location: Former Exchange Sidings Bridge Street Langley Mill Derbyshire <br />
Applicant Name: Heanor Haulage Company Ltd And HHLM Pension Scheme</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">This application has been withdrawn. There will be no further action on it and the file will be closed. We will however keep a record of people who have commented so that they can be contacted again.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">The application was withdrawn at the request of the applicant/agent to enable the proposals to be reconsidered.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">A similar application may be re-submitted at a later date. If so we will write to tell anyone who has shown an interest so that further comments can be made.</span></div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-86722072807425350582016-08-08T13:37:00.002+01:002016-09-29T00:24:16.496+01:00Four Years Of Intermittent Fasting Where has the time gone?<br />
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Anyhoo, I thought I'd better do an update - and publish all the other posts I've got waiting in my drafts whilst I'm at it - on how I'm doing.<br />
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Well, I'm doing just fine. I've kept my weight off for three years now and no signs of regaining it permanently. Weight lost - it does go up and down a few pounds over a week - is still 60-63lbs. But considering I was gaining 3-4lbs every year, this translates to me being at least 70lbs lighter than I would have been without an easy but significant lifestyle change.<br />
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This doesn't however, mean I can eat as much as I<i><b> think</b></i> I want on my munchy days. Years of yo-yo dieting - and my delicate age - have conspired against me by slowing my metabolism to a crawl. But I do eat until I'm quite full ... it's just nowhere near as much as the average 50+ year old western woman eats.<br />
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Sometimes I have one substantial meal a day - in the evening - for five days a week and the other two I'll eat - and drink - a little more. When I feel I'm gaining weight - this usually adds up to around 4lbs over a month - I'll swap back to 4:3 ... which for me is still only consuming around 500 calories three days a week.<br />
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I mostly have similar meals on my <i>fasting</i> days, and have recently stopped counting calories, I can - after all this time - guesstimate it quite well. My favourite meal is Muesli that I mix myself, using Lidl's finest rolled oats, nuts and dried fruit. With full fat milk or double cream and a big blob of yoghurt. Other <i>fasting</i> days I'll have a big salad with eggs/cheese/chicken, and in winter, you can't beat soup.<br />
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The only downside I can see to my way of eating is that I still shop for a couple who eat three meals a day. This means that lots of food gets bunged in the freezer, including roast veg. I buy loads, realise I've already got salad in for the next few days, so I roast the veg - in lard and/or olive oil/butter - then freeze it. Actually I first came across that idea - and tried it - last Christmas. Bought all my veg and cooked it fresh a couple weeks before the main event, so on the day it just needed heating up and there was no need to go food shopping in the run up to Crimbo.<br />
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I've invested in a Fitbit ... it isn't nice, it wants me to walk more, sleep more, exercise more and eat more most days - this is why I stopped counting calories - and it expects me to climb more stairs ... not easy when you're in a tin hut near the sea.<br />
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But I mainly use it because I'm curious about my heart rate. When I was a little chubster my heart rate was a normal 65-ish, once I lost weight I noticed it had dropped to around 53 bpm. I used my smartarse phone to check it and thought it was underestimating it, but the blood pressure monitor - oh, by the way, that's fine too, with an average of 110/70 - was getting a similar reading.<br />
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Now it can drop as low as 42 bpm when I'm asleep , but only on the nights following a low calorie/fasting day. I'm also a lot colder then. I surmise from this that my body is quite cleverly trying its level best to slow everything down to keep me alive. The next day my heart rate goes right back up to 53-ish bpm as soon as I've eaten.<br />
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Another thing I've noticed - being a lady of a certain age - is that I rarely have hot flushes until I eat, and this is the main reason I prefer one meal a day, even if I do gain a little weight<br />
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Holidays - or rather when friends come to stay - are another time I regain <i><b>LOTS</b></i> of weight because we tend to eat out and I let myself go. It's not unusual for me to gain 7lbs in one week and takes me roughly three weeks to lose it again. This is no hardship because as much as I enjoy letting my hair down for a week, it's a huge relief to get back to <i>fasting</i> straight after.<br />
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Even though I really don't like sport, I'll be eternally grateful to the 2012 Olympics, because without it I'd probably never have watched the Horizon documentary on BBC2 ... 'Eat, Fast, And Live Longer'. I was simply flicking through the channels on the telly, trying to avoid something that makes watching paint dry seem interesting ... and the rest - as they say - is history.<br />
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And the Olympics are almost upon us again ... I wonder what life-changing telly-viewing I'll happen upon this time...<br />
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<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/me-and-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Me and Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/me-and-alternate-day-fasting-three.html" target="_blank">Me and Alternate Day Fasting ... Three Weeks On</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/five-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Five Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/eight-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Eight Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/ten-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Ten Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/me-and-alternate-day-fasting-three.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting Three Months On</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/alternate-day-fasting-in-winter.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting in Winter</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/alternate-day-fasting-over-christmas.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting Over Christmas</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/me-and-zumba.html">Me and Zumba</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/saying-goodbye-to-my-curves.html">Saying Goodbye To My Curves </a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/eight-months-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">Eight Months Of Alternate Day Fasting And Me</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/growing-up.html">Growing Up</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/a-year-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">A Year Of Alternate Day Fasting</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/sixty-pounds-of-blubber-vanished-with.html">60 Pounds Of Blubber - Vanished</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-perils-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">The Perils of Alternate Day Fasting</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/mr-grumpy-is-losing-it.html">Mr Grumpy Is Losing It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/mr-grumpy-has-lost-it.html">Mr Grumpy Has Lost It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/fasting-for-maintenence.html">Fasting For Maintenance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/tweaking-maintenance.html">Tweaking Maintenance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/weight-gain.html">Weight Gain</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/still-not-fat.html">Still Maintaining</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2016/08/four-years-of-intermittent-fasting.html">Four Years Of Intermittent Fasting</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/alternatedayfasting/" target="_blank">ADF Facebook Group ... come and join us :)</a></li>
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I was ready, I'd been ready for weeks ... just like the Venus transit.<br />
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I'd bought an even zoomier camera for the job and made another solar filter, and now I just had to rely on the weather.<br />
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I originally thought ... "I know, I'll set the camera up on my tripod, attach the intervalometer and let it take a photo every 10 minutes".</div>
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So I had to get up early, do my chores - and some work - so I could sit out for an hour to start with ... as I couldn't contain my excitement long enough to go in and do boring stuff. Then I set a 15 min timer on my smartarse phone to remind me to keep tootling off outside once the novelty wore off.<br />
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And I managed to acquire a crispy forehead and red chest ... and kept my fitbitty doodah happy with all the steps ... more about that acquisition another day. <br />
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No idea what all the tin hut neighbours thought I was up to - running outside, lobbing one leg over my sun-lounger in a non-ladylike fashion, pointing my camera at the sun, screwing up my face and sticking my tongue out in concentration, then running back in again - but they're used to me being a bit <i>strange</i>... </div>
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-32194021459073206142016-03-28T13:54:00.000+01:002016-08-08T13:54:55.793+01:00Defrosting The Freezer - My Way <br />
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I think I've just used up one of my lives. I was
defrosting the freezer - it was desperate - and was taking an eternity.
So I got out my hairdryer that I've not used in a decade or more to
speed things up ... as you do.<br />
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Things
were going well and I put it on a shelf in there so I could swap knees
whilst sponging out water, peas, loose prawns and berries, when the damn
thing launched itself off the shelf straight into my bowl of water ...
and it carried on blowing - er - water.<br />
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As
it all happened so fast my first reaction was to reach down to grab it.
It was then that I thought "don't be a such a twat". And switched it
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Now
did he say ... "I'm glad you're alive and didn't try to touch it"? ...
did he arsehole? He just said ... "that's cost you a bob or two hasn't
it".<br />
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I'll show him ... my hairdryer
has taken up residence on the radiator until it dries ... what's betting
it'll be working again by the next time I do this job...<br />
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Guess what? ... I was right, three days of drying on the radiator and it works just fine... <br />
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-69584975695355347402016-03-27T15:08:00.000+01:002016-03-29T08:26:46.355+01:00Slow Cooked Pork For Easter<p dir="ltr">Note to self ... next time one of us decides to slow cook an enormous joint of pork overnight, do it before the whisky takes effect ... none of this was helped by the fact that I'd - wantonly - abandoned my specs and went about my domestic goddessing in a myopic blur.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I chopped an onion and lobbed it in, scattered herbs willy nilly - no idea which ones, they were greenish - glugged in a can of Guinness. Lovely, went and sat down to resume drinking whisky.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Hmmmm, methinks, there's something missing. Went back in the kitchen, chopped up some celery and chucked it in with a couple noggins of ginger - dunno why, but it was there ... went back to my whisky.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Hmmmm, still something missing. Aha, garlic, a whole bulb will do, I can't see to peel it. Oh, while I'm here I'll chuck some scrumped apple slices in that I froze last year. Bugger, they're solid I'll have to whack em to get em loose ... Ooh, a nice big chunk of frozen apple slices ... I think ... could be roast cabbage or chestnuts, I dunno, still can't find my specs.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Back to my whisky. Hmmmm, I'm sure there's still something missing ... oh chuffin Nora ... I only forgot the pork...</p>
<p dir="ltr">Thankfully I managed to remember it before I went to bed so at least I didn't have to get up in the night.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Which reminds me - now I'm finally in bed - the government has just stolen a precious hour off me - my phone went straight from 00.59 to 02.00, a disgusting state of affairs - with that damn British summer time they insist we have ... I won't get it back now until October... </p>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-34071354726288104152016-03-21T14:15:00.000+00:002016-08-08T14:16:05.725+01:00Not Quite BritishLast night Mr Grumpy regaled me with tales of his adventures whilst he was in Skegness yesterday. We got to the last bit and he told me about RUNNING - he's nearly 76 - to the bus stop and waving frantically to the bus driver.<br />
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Apparently this behaviour was because no one was waiting at the bus stop ... the driver did stop and he was clearly amused.<br />
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I was appalled, doesn't he realise how totally un-British this behaviour is? I mean, yes ... if there's only one bus a fortnight and you've got your snow shoes under one arm, an unamused cat under the other, a mosquito net shoved down your vest and a canoe strapped to your back ... plus enough supplies in a dozen shopping bags to get you through those next two weeks. Then by all means ... an apologetic little wave to the bus driver might, just might, be in order.<br />
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But we're talking about Skeggy here, with at least one bus every 5 minutes ... and he was carrying nothing more taxing than a pack of new biros for writing his bets.<br />
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Which makes me wonder ... 'What nationality is he? because it's definitely not British'.<br />
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Several times last year we tootled off to Mablethorpe, I know I've possibly mentioned it to friends what I'm up to ... but I'd hate anyone to miss out on how riveting my life is. But he mentions it <i>THERE</i> what we're doing ... like when we were in a charity shop, I'm browsing the book shelf - for him, I use a kindle - and I can hear him announcing that we're in Mablethorpe because the Skegness Lidl is 'but a pile of rubble' as they're about to rebuild it bigger. It's about this time that I can feel the tops of my ears going red.<br />
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Next stop, the pet shop for our badger and bird supplies and the conversation goes ... "We usually go to your shop in Skegness but they're rebuilding Lidl, is it your daughter who works in the pet shop there?" ... by now I'm several aisles away pretending I don't know him ... I do this a lot.<br />
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Lidl itself ... I'm shopping, he's chatting. Two aisles away I can hear him ... "Will you be going back to the Skeggy Lidl when it re-opens?". He's obviously cornered a member of staff he recognises as they were sent to different stores. I turn the corner and see him, he's found new victims to tell them 'What we're doing here'.<br />
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He sees me coming and announces ... "Here's my wife, I was just telling..." too late they've made their escape.<br />
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In the early days I used to think that everyone he was chatting to was someone he actually <i>knew</i>. I'd turn up from whatever shop I'd been in and they'd make a hasty retreat. I took this to mean they liked him and thought I was horrible, so I started to practice smiling ... this was not easy for me, I'm not a smily person ... remember, I am British.<br />
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It took me several months of wearing a rictus grin whenever I went out, to realise people just thought I was as big a barmpot as he his. Bless him...Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-16275579192258683482016-02-07T14:02:00.000+00:002016-08-08T14:02:52.421+01:00To Haunt or RIPHad a bit of a revelation whilst on my way to bed somewhat sozzled.<br />
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Thinking about what life/death is going to be like when I'm brown bread.<br />
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We always say RIP when someone has shrugged off their mortal wossname, but who says that's what we actually want out of life ... er death. I mean, it's a bit boring just lying there all peaceful like.<br />
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Methinks I need to consider if it's worth passing on ... kicking the bucket ... whatever, I'm sure I could find something better to do ... I think I'd prefer to do a bit of haunting ... I'll lie here now and practice my tele-thingy skills.<br />
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I'll get the cat - aka Miss Tia Pussykins - to get off me, just by looking at her because I'm hot, <span style="font-size: large;">hot,</span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>HOT</b></span> ... doesn't she realise I'm having a lady power surge, and my job in life - whilst I'm here - is not to keep her undercarriage warm ... hmmm, that's not working ...
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-47298727979706675492016-02-06T11:45:00.004+00:002016-02-06T11:49:17.740+00:00My Asda Voucher<div dir="ltr">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Just spent the last I don't know how long, trying to get the laptop to communicate with the printer to print off an Asda voucher. I have to ask myself "was it worth it?".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The printer happily prints off a page of ... "Oh aren't I clever? out of all the networks and channels available, I'm on your network and this is my address" ... every time I go up and threaten and reset it</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I eventually gave in and switched on the computer, but by now I'd reset the repeater and totally forgot how to get into it. Spent five minutes looking for a <i>repeater</i> program before remembering it's a bloody router and is accessed by the browser aka Firefox.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ten minutes of muttering later and we're on t'interweb, the voucher still won't print, bugger! I go over and threaten the printer again, reset the network there to master router instead of repeater, it smugly prints the <i>aren't I clever</i> page - Mr Grumpy now has a stack of paper to write on the back of - then lo and behold ... chugga chugga, clatter "receiving data ... printing".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Yay ... Off to Asda I go with my £1.38 voucher ... and all this time I've spent arguing with the laptop, printer, computer, mifi, and repeater I'm meant to be working ... so one chuffin expensive voucher. But after all the running up and down stairs, I sure am fit... </span></div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-64080567882456794122016-01-30T13:52:00.000+00:002016-08-08T13:53:18.396+01:00Domestic Goddessing<u><b>Tuesday</b></u><br />
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Yippee! Finally found my Christmas spirit ... she's currently domestic goddessing in the kitchen.<br />
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Veg has been roasted, the Stilton and celery soup is bubbling away. The Christmas cake with almond paste is baking nicely. The leftover almondy stuff is about to be coated in chocolate ... and there's every chance the gingerbread house is going to be made next.<br />
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It'd be nice if this weird personality of mine turned up at the right time just once, she's either too early and is fed up by the main event, or like this year turns up late...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;"><u>Wednesday</u></span></b><br />
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Uho ... got the domestic goddessing bug AGAIN. This time I finished off making the meat and potato pie I started yesterday. Cooked the leeks and Stilton sauce. Froze gallons of Stilton and celery soup from yesterday.
Is there time to make sourdough crumpets? ... no, I'd better get on with some work.<br />
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I think I need to knock this domestic goddessing on the head. The freezer is totally full, I've made a smoked haddock, prawn, leek, cheese and potato pie for today. I'm finishing off the almond choccies next.<br />
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Since being a faster I've been able to - mostly - keep this side of me under control but this last week it's taken over. Any longer and I'm going to re-chunk when I give in and eat more meals.<br />
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The only saving grace is most of my culinary experiments taste like shite. Getting my grumpy old man to admit it is half the fun though because he doesn't like to hurt my feelings ... the way I do it is to say ... "Mmmmm, this is interesting, we'll have it again soon shall we??" ... and watch him squirm ... bless
Oh, and I mowed his hair today too ... now back to work ... I'm good...Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-59574563440543889552016-01-07T09:30:00.000+00:002016-09-29T00:23:31.424+01:00Still Maintaining<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Intermittent fasting is still working for me after losing 63lbs two years ago - give or take a couple of Christmas lbs - I just wish I'd remember that I was a faster when I went shopping. For some reason my brain gets switched off and I continue to shop like someone who eats 3-4 meals a day and the freezer is starting to groan</div>
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Christmas food shopping is insane. I never did get around to making the gingerbread house I bought in kit form and it sits in the cupboard along with the two boxes of shortbread, Christmas cake and a stollen. The six boxes of chocolates Mr Grumpy bought me as presents should last us until Easter because we've not started them yet. We're still only on the roof of my delicious chocolate house.</div>
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Oh yes, the domestic goddessing ... we currently have about 30 jars of homemade jam/marmalade/chutney that will never get eaten. This is because by the time I have toast - the only way I've ever liked sweet stuff on bread - I end up wanting crunchy peanut butter instead. And along with the stash of regular alcohol - that a professional bar wouldn't be ashamed of - There's also a bottle of unopened sloe gin, plum vodka and Christmas pudding vodka. And there's about 20 mini muffins in the freezer I made using the fruit from the pudding vodka ... sigh.</div>
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I've not always taken notice of it, during last summer my brain thought it knew better and went all stupid. The body rebelled, got bolshy, let me get shingles by way of 'I told you so', told the brain to back off and get on with doing proper brain stuff and leave the day to day running of things to experienced ... er, bits ... and since then we've all got along just fine. </div>
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After yesterday's once weekly naughty day - of a Wetherspoons lunch and toasted slice of panettone for tea - my body wants fruit and home made nutty Muesli, it won't get it until around 7.00pm. Until then it'll make do with tea, coffee, bouillon and squash.</div>
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Here endeth today's 'dieting' lesson. I may even get up and have a stroll on the elliptical doodah, but not before I've finished my cuppa. </div>
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Just one small whinge. I'd written all this out once - much better than this crap - went to save it to the clipboard for my blog and the chuffin page refreshed losing the lot. My phone nearly went through the window and my bloody tea has</div>
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<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/me-and-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Me and Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/me-and-alternate-day-fasting-three.html" target="_blank">Me and Alternate Day Fasting ... Three Weeks On</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/five-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Five Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/eight-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Eight Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/ten-weeks-of-alternate-day-fasting.html" target="_blank">Ten Weeks of Alternate Day Fasting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/me-and-alternate-day-fasting-three.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting Three Months On</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/alternate-day-fasting-in-winter.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting in Winter</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/alternate-day-fasting-over-christmas.html" target="_blank">Alternate Day Fasting Over Christmas</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/me-and-zumba.html">Me and Zumba</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/saying-goodbye-to-my-curves.html">Saying Goodbye To My Curves </a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/eight-months-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">Eight Months Of Alternate Day Fasting And Me</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/growing-up.html">Growing Up</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/a-year-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">A Year Of Alternate Day Fasting</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/sixty-pounds-of-blubber-vanished-with.html">60 Pounds Of Blubber - Vanished</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-perils-of-alternate-day-fasting.html">The Perils of Alternate Day Fasting</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/mr-grumpy-is-losing-it.html">Mr Grumpy Is Losing It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/mr-grumpy-has-lost-it.html">Mr Grumpy Has Lost It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/fasting-for-maintenence.html">Fasting For Maintenance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/tweaking-maintenance.html">Tweaking Maintenance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/weight-gain.html">Weight Gain</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/still-not-fat.html">Still Maintaining</a></li>
<li><a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2016/08/four-years-of-intermittent-fasting.html">Four Years Of Intermittent Fasting</a></li>
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<li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/alternatedayfasting/" target="_blank">ADF Facebook Group ... come and join us :)</a></li>
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-66640934625561694482015-10-15T13:53:00.000+01:002016-08-08T13:54:07.307+01:00Deaf Little Miss Tia Pussykins <div dir="ltr">
Not sure whether to be relieved that I no longer think Miss Tia Pussykins is senile, or ashamed that I didn't spot sooner that she was deaf.<br />
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It wasn't until last week that all the signs of deafness finally got through to me ... although cats are notoriously clever at hiding disabilities.<br />
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I'd accused her of being ignorant when she didn't look up when I spoke to her. I knew it made her jump when I stroked her if she was asleep ... and she sleeps very deeply in her quiet little world.<br />
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Being in the caravan has also hidden her deafness because everything shakes, rattles and rolls with the smallest movement ... unless it's me moving, as I'm light footed.<br />
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Fast aeroplanes still faze her - we vibrate - but my Dyson doesn't bother her until I'm cleaning right up to where she is.<br />
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No wonder she cries - loudly - in the night when she doesn't know where we are. As soon as I go in to fetch her she greets me with a happy little meow ... although I think she's lost her 'trill', I've not heard that for a while ... she still purrs a lot though.<br />
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We'll have to see how she fares at home where the floors downstairs are concrete. She does mostly live upstairs though.<br />
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In herself she's quite well, loves her treats and hasn't lost any weight. Not at all bony and she still bounces around like a kitten at times.<br />
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She doesn't go out much now, this is a relief as the outside world is full of danger to a deaf cat ... particularly one that previously had very good hearing.<br />
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It also explains why she's as clingy as she is, she rarely leaves my side now and is always pleased when my grumpy old man comes back in. She likes to sit between us ... bless her little cotton socks.<br />
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-26879939919573243912015-09-03T15:28:00.000+01:002016-01-19T15:33:05.927+00:00My Disease And IFor the first time since 1983 I had to give in and visit a prescription hander outer. That has soooo spoilt my record, but hey! ... I didn't need any smarties ... aka antibiotics. <br />
Nope, my disease required anti-virals - Acyclovir - in the hope it would prevent complications and stop it in its tracks ... even a teeny weeny bit.<br />
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My rash was impressive and at the first sign I thought I'd been bit by some evil munchy flying ba**ard ... I said as much in the big consultation room in the sky - Facebook - hmmm, where I posted a photo of my 'bites' on the Wednesday afternoon.<br />
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I was diagnosed immediately with shingles even though I argued that it was impossible as I was so healthy ... completely forgetting I'd had a headache for two days and just didn't feel like getting up off my arris to go out and spend some money. As this is my number one hobby I should have suspected summat was amiss but I just put it down to wimmins 'ormones.<br />
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"Go to the docs" ... "no I'm fine" ... "you'll be sorry" ... "I'm busy" ... "she won't go to the quacks unless she's taken unconscious in a wheelbarrow" ... "Sigh, I'll go Monday if I'm spotty or worse, I feel fine" ... "sigh, what's wrong with now?" ... "I'm ironing" ... and so it went on.<br />
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A sister - the bossy one - text me with <b><i>making appointment</i></b> instructions. By now even I suspected shingles because when I'd finished ironing I asked Doctor Google what shingles looked like ... ooer missus. I text back to say I'd make an appointment at my docs and I actually meant it ... <span style="font-family: sans-serif;">not that I even knew who he was as two had started and retired without me seeing them.</span><br />
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We were going home the following day - Thursday - as I was meeting Facebook friends for a Discworld get together - at Wollaton Hall on Saturday, 11th July.<br />
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Thursday morning came, I was in agony, luckily Mr Grumpy had previously picked a leaflet up for Skegness Urgent Care Centre. I made my mind up, I was going, I was showered and dressed in a flash. I knew I'd have more chance of receiving drugs in time there than wait until we got home to see my own doc ... in the unlikely event I'd even get an appointment.<br />
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Yes, classic Shingles, I was given a prescription and instructions to tell me that Morrisons was the nearest drug dispensary ... this proved expensive as we went shopping as we whiled away the half hour I'd got to wait ... clearly this is a cunning ploy as half an hour doesn't really give you anywhere else to go.<br />
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We went home later that day as planned, time passed in a painful blur. We didn't go to Wollaton and went back to the tin hut that day - Saturday - instead, I needed to get back where I could relax without Chavsda and Langley Mill winding me up.<br />
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Many weeks have passed, I gained 6lbs through idleness - I didn't do much as I couldn't wear a bra so no jogging/running/gasping/limping - the rash cleared up fairly quickly leaving minimal scarring, but the pain lingered and lingered. To me it was a constant ache then burning with lots of stabbing. I frequently thought ... "am I having a heart attack this time?". There is no feeling in the affected nerve, it's completely numb ... until it feels like being ultra-itchy or painful.<br />
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I started noticing something odd, if I was totally preoccupied with something else I felt no pain, once I thought about it ... OUCH!<br />
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I'd read up on <span class="st">Post-herpetic neuralgia and fully expected to develop it. Now I know that they say the most likely people to go and develop these complications are lonely hypochondriacs, and that's because they're going to think about nothing else. I'm not discounting them as saddos with imagined pain - don't forget I'm suffering here - but I do think there's truth in this. If I wake up and get on with stuff before I shower - no pain - but if I think "I wonder if my shingles will hurt today?" then instantly ... ouch... </span>Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-30539896884070294642015-07-06T05:30:00.000+01:002015-07-07T15:01:35.066+01:00It Doesn't Matter<div dir="ltr">
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He went through all his slips on the table, checked his pockets ... <b><i>"but it doesn't matter"</i></b> ... he then started going through the kitchen bin, teabags flarted one way, packaging from my parcel received that morning another, and a mountain of dust hoiked on the floor - I'd literally only just emptied the Dyson two minutes before he came in ... <i><b>"but it doesn't matter"</b></i>.</div>
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I went through the bets he'd chucked for the cat to play with ... <i><b>"ne'er mind ... it's a mystery to me ... but it doesn't matter"</b></i> ... and I'm about to get my rubber gloves on for this state of emergency to go deeper in the bin.</div>
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In those five minutes - it was coffee time so I was a captive audience - I relived every step he'd taken to Don Noble's bookies, where it should have been safely inside one of that days bets, and it wasn't ... but it doesn't matter ...</div>
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A week later and we're at Mablethorpe, off he went to the bookies and went through all the rigmarole of telling the poor buggers who work there the sad story of the missing bet. They checked the time he'd placed it, found it and printed another copy for him to sign to say he'd received his winnings, and it was finally worth £1.05. He'd barely slept a whole week for <span style="font-size: large;"><b>£1.05!</b></span> <span style="font-size: small;">... but it doesn't matter ...</span></div>
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-63112447001134531272015-06-29T20:08:00.002+01:002015-10-14T12:49:30.387+01:00Blog Photo Theft<b>I am<span style="font-size: large;"> fuming</span>! Some dodgy arsehole - George Burns/Georgi Tonov - has used my before and after photo on his crappy diet pill reviews website. </b><br />
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He doesn't say I've bought diet pills, but the inference is clear. He insults me further by claiming<span style="color: #274e13;"><i><b> <span style="font-size: x-large;">The Age Is Not A Ploblem - Lose Weight Like her</span></b></i></span> ... I am not sharing a link to his site as he didn't do the decent thing and link back to my blog to make it clear <i><b>how</b></i> I lost my weight ...<span style="font-family: sans-serif;"> it's easy enough to find if you really want to from these photos.</span><br />
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He has also got a Facebook page of stolen <i><b>before and after</b></i> photos linking back to his crapsite. Furthermore the photo that he stole from me in December has been 'watermarked' right across my belly with his effin fattist address. I have reported him to Facebook for theft of intellectual property ... and nothing.<br />
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If it hadn't been pinned on Pinterest - which does have a link to my blog, so is almost okay - I would probably never have known it was being used. Yesterday I left a comment on his fattist site, it is still awaiting moderation. I have now left two comments on his Facebook page ... and still nothing ...<br />
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Last Wednesday a small - <i>Interpet Insight 40 </i>- fish tank was purchased for the tin hut. This was so I could bring my White Cloud Mountain minnows and two adopted - mucky - fantail goldfish here for the summer, then I'd no longer worry about them needing cleaning whilst I'm away ... so far so good. </div>
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After observing the water and plants doing whatever it is they do that evening by shifting from seat to seat, I decided the aquarium needed moving by about 10 inches. Then I was certain it would be better enjoyed by all occupants of the tin hut ... the shelf would also need unscrewing so I could move the cable to the other side.</div>
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I imagine that much the same is going on all around the country and most of it is down to bad parenting and - as I've said before - the television perpetuating the belief that the child is <i><b>ALWAYS</b></i> right and adults are interfering, thick tw*ats.<br />
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In some cases the child is quite correct, it's apparently very easy to pull the wool over enough parents eyes so they believe that <i>Junior</i> is sleeping over at their best buddy's house ... these particular parents probably should have been prevented from having children in the first place as they're clearly too thick to phone <i>Buddy's</i> parents to check that <i>Junior</i> is indeed staying there. Either that or they really don't care where their offspring is - out of sight, out of mind - so we end up with them roaming the streets in screaming, shouting, damage causing feral packs all hours of the day and night.<br />
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Asda and McCrap also add to the problem by feeding the little darlings throughout the night. Anyway, nothing is ever going to improve because this lot, with zero respect for anyone or anything are the parents of the future. And no, I'm not talking about <i>ALL</i> teenagers, I know most are tucked up in bed and are perfectly respectable. It'sjust the ones who are a complete pain in the ar*e. Unfortunately they give the rest a bad name. It's now at the stage where you daren't even look at them without expecting a gob full of abuse.<br />
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seems to have a total lack of respect for people and property. I visit family
in Langley mill each week.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My van is
parked outside and it seems to attract thieves and vandals. Just last week 3
youths, probably 12 year olds decided to zigzag<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>fishing line across the pavement, wrapping it around several
street posts and even wrapping it around parked vehicles, including my own van.</i></span><span style="color: #274e13;"><i> </i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>I saw them hanging around outside for some time and about
half hour later went outside to have a look around and saw the fishing line
wrapped around everything.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>When I saw the fishing line I reported it to the police who
came out straight away. Though apparently the youths didn't actually commit a
crime. So the only thing they could do, if caught, was issue them a asbo. So
there are no real consequences for their actions even though someone could have
been injured.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Considering there are elderly and disabled<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>people living in the adjacent houses, I am
actually outraged by what they did.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not
only are they at risk of not seeing the fishing line, it could have necked some
passers by. There are a lot of dog walkers out at night also. Its dark and it
wouldn't be easily visible.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Best part of the whole event was they did it right outside 3
CCTV cameras which are infra-red so work perfectly well at night and caught the
whole thing on camera. Not only are they stupid with the intent of doing harm to
the public where there are no laws to prevent it, they are stupid enough to do
it in plain sight of 3 night vision cameras.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>I fitted the CCTV cameras about a year ago after my van
window was smashed and my sat-nav stolen. My sat nav has a lot of my work
addresses in it so I can't really do without it. I work as a carpet cleaner in Uttoxeter and my van carries my £2,500 carpet cleaning machine which took 2
days to remove all the glass out of.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If
I had missed some glass it would have irreparably damaged my equipment and my
livelihood.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who would end up footing
the bill in such a situation?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I had to
pay for my window to be replaced along with pulling out millions of fragments
of glass out of everything. I also lost 4 days work in total because of it all.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Not long before that I had my side mirror smashed off my
van. I of course reported it, but with no evidence who did it, nothing could be
done. So yet another bill I had to pay out because of some youths lack of
respect for property.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not only that, I
have to drive back to Uttoxeter Sunday night time and changing lanes without a
nearside mirror is vary dangerous on the M1. If I had collided with another
vehicle as I couldn't see them at 70MPH , I really think someone would have
been killed. Do these youths even realise how dangerous the knock on effect
is of their actions?</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Not only that, we have the usual drinks bottles chucked into
our garden most days. Youths clearly have not been educated on how to use a
dustbin.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We get the usual shouting and
swearing in the early hours of the morning and sometimes find smashed wheelie
bins and sick outside our driveway. If I reported every little thing to the
police it would be a full time job.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>Obviously they did a poor job with the fishing line. If I
was doing it, I would have at least got some stainless steel cable and wrapped
it back and forth over the road for several hundred meters. Wrapping it around
as many cars as I could. Clearly it is no crime to do that.</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><i>I personally think the law seriously needs to be changed in
relation to young offenders and what is classed as a crime. In my opinion, the
intent to do harm should be more than enough for some jail time regardless of
age. Such pranks can easily result in someone being injured or even killed. If
I had not investigated the fishing line, how many people would it have
caught in the face during the night? I really wonder what if someone had lost
a eye or two if anything more would have been done.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></i></span></div>
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I leapt out of bed and shimmied into the front bedroom where the router now resides since the <a href="http://a-grumpy-old-woman.blogspot.co.uk/2015/03/bedroom-swap.html">bedroom swap</a>. And there before me was the saddest sight a t'interwebber can ever see ... two green lights - power and wifi - and one amber light - no t'interweb - sob.</div>
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"Yeah, we've been cut off, switch the mifi on" I shouted ... I knew I was wasting my breath so followed my voice downstairs to do it. I did the deed, connected the laptop to the correct network - I couldn't quite bring myself to unplug the router yet, so I had to manually get the laptop to swap networks - and tootled off back upstairs.</div>
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As we started to turn up on the Facebook group page 'Discworld Monthly' we started to feel less alone and shared our grief as well as a few happy stories.</div>
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After a while several people - elsewhere - came up with the idea of keeping Sir Terry in the 'overhead' ... Pratchett fans won't need <i><b>GNU Terry Pratchett</b></i> explaining, non fans can find plenty of references on t'Interweb.</div>
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Anyhoo, someone within the group decided to give away a Discworld collectors item by drawing a name out ... I didn't win, boo hoo. But along the way - and I think someone else mentioned it too - I had the idea that if I won it then I'd keep it a week and send it on to someone else drawn out of the hat.</div>
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Then we realised that it wasn't exactly practical, so since then we came up with the idea of sending a book to each other - using proper snail mail - where we could fill it in with a few details ... our names, where it's been, our first Terry Pratchett book, what his books meant to us and anything else we wanted to add. We'd also take photos and upload them to the Facebook page.</div>
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There are also suggestions of a travel bug or something like ... this <b><a href="http://www.geocachekit.co.uk/ourshop/prod_3492505-Sea-Turtle-Cachekinz.html">Sea-Turtle-Cachekinz.</a></b></div>
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If anyone is interested in joining us and keeping Terry Pratchett <i><b>Going Postal</b></i> then click here <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/TerryPratchettGoingPostal/">...<b> Terry Pratchett ~ Going Postal</b></a> it's never too late to join in ...</div>
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Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5534679970477261563.post-85980522836512239212015-03-14T15:24:00.000+00:002015-03-14T15:24:06.684+00:00My Spiffing New Torture Machine<div dir="ltr">
Whilst I was doing the bedroom flit in my last post I'd ordered a fabby new elliptical cross trainer thingy in an attempt to get my wobbly jiggly bits less wobbly and jiggly.</div>
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It is now unboxed and assembled and looking very imposing ... this performance was ahem, a bit tense with lots of "are you sure that's on the right way?" and oodles of "so that's a wavy washer, why do I want wavy washers?", "oh I say, a curved washer" and even more "just hold this will you".</div>
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Anyhoo, here's the story of my spiffing new torture machine:</div>
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I'm not stupid - methinks - whilst choosing one, I'll buy one that plugs in, no use in overdoing it ... well, I go to foot of my sock! Do you know you still have to move your legs by yourself???? I thought I could just stand there and go for a ride, nope, not a bit of it, mutter, mutter :( </div>
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I gingerly climbed aboard and twiddled the knob and pressed the button, dunno what they do yet, I don't do instructions until I'm really <i><b>REALLY</b></i> desperate ... which was a bit sooner than I expected.</div>
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Twenty hard seconds - and 3 calories - later when my pulse was pushing the top end of the 60s BPM, I thought I'd better have a rest ... and while I'm at it, ahem, have a proper look at the computer doodah.</div>
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The damn thing got all personal asking questions like ~ age, height, <span style="font-size: large;"><b>WEIGHT,</b></span> <i><b>SEX </b></i>... I spent five minutes looking for the <i>'not this month'</i> button before having a closer look ... and there was a teeny weeny pic of a stick girl in a skirt alternating with a teeny weeny pic of a stick girl not in a skirt. This may or may not be a boy. I chose the one in a skirt so I would get plenty of fresh air around me wotsits when I'm being taken for a ride - oops I mean, when I'm stepping/pedalling/whatever.</div>
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Tomorrow I will raid my under-bed drawer which is crammed full of - hardly worn - keep fittery outfits in lots of white and lovely bright colours. I bought them at the beginning of 2013 when I had a three month flirtation with Zumba. Ooooooh, they might be too big. Way-hey I feel a shopping spree coming on.</div>
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I wonder how long this relationship will last...</div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04288556385811134829noreply@blogger.com0