The Not So Secret Diary of a Grumpess

Well ... did anyone see it last night? No. Thought not. if you want to lose weight quickly for any reason - to fit better in that special d...

"Right, let's get Christmas back in the attic" ... says she eventually ... covered head to toe in chuffin 'snow' ... t...

When you finish the night off dancing to the Bee Gees at 2am with your beloved ... best start to the New Year ever. Unfortunately that same...

Latest riveting conversation ... whilst I'm trying to watch 'Call The Midwife'... "It worr'is bothday t'other ...

Hmmmm, I don't know what to think about the land surrounding us now my friend and neighbour has discovered Heanor Haulage is auctioning...

1. Don't think of ADF or any form of intermittent fasting as a diet, regard it as a lifestyle because you WILL need to follow some form ...

I received an email from AVBC one night last week telling me that the application had been withdrawn. Nothing to get too excited about thou...

Where has the time gone? Anyhoo, I thought I'd better do an update - and publish all the other posts I've got waiting in my drafts...

Teeny weeny little dot on the left ... the smudge is sunspots I was ready, I'd been ready for weeks ... just like the Venus transit...

  I think I've just used up one of my lives. I was defrosting the freezer - it was desperate - and was taking an eternity. So I g...

Note to self ... next time one of us decides to slow cook an enormous joint of pork overnight, do it before the whisky takes effect ... none...

Last night Mr Grumpy regaled me with tales of his adventures whilst he was in Skegness yesterday. We got to the last bit and he told me abou...

Had a bit of a revelation whilst on my way to bed somewhat sozzled. Thinking about what life/death is going to be like when I'm brown ...

Just spent the last I don't know how long, trying to get the laptop to communicate with the printer to print off an Asda voucher. I hav...

Tuesday Yippee! Finally found my Christmas spirit ... she's currently domestic goddessing in the kitchen. Veg has been roasted, the ...