The Not So Secret Diary of a Grumpess

I realise that most of my readers fall into two categories ... they're either technologically challenged or of a crumbly age ... or indeed both.

Therefore I decided to be kind - because I can be - and create a little guide, which I can add to if I think of anything new or if someone questions something.

I also realise that none of my crumblier readers venture anywhere near this informative side bit of the page, thus making this guide a complete waste of my time.
But I'm nothing if not dogged and I can always say ... 'well my Dummies Guide tells you how to do that!'

Hmm, maybe I should put it at the top instead of the side, we'll see.

1) If you see a photo you would like a closer view of then click on it, it will take you to another page with a bigger picture. If you click on the photo it will enlarge. I can remember one crumbly friend trying to squint at the 'Christmas Menu' because she didn't know this.

2) If you come across some different coloured - underlined - writing [usually a lurid green] and I'm referring to another bit of my blog, again click on the writing as it's a direct link to that post.

In fact, if your arrow turns into a hand, then it's a clickable link.

Here endeth the lesson.

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http://www.eoddiet.com/

Not to mention keeping the weight off ... If I can do it after being fat for 37 years, anyone can :)

I despair of reading drivel on British forums, the 'text-speak' writing, and general lack of basic English is appalling. The most irritating I find is 'of' instead of 'have', it makes me shudder.

And for the half dozen or so of you searching for home bargins langly mill; buy a dictionary or install a spell checker to find out how to spell Langley and bargains!

so there!

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There's also a half decent blog there - well, it's more informative and not at all grumpy like mine -
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