Sunday 4 February 2018

Watching Call The Midwife

Latest riveting conversation ... whilst I'm trying to watch 'Call The Midwife'...

"It worr'is bothday t'other day" ... "Who's birthday?" ... "his, t'doctor, he's 50 summat" ... "how interesting" ... "didn't you see it? It worr'on my Facebook".

"Nope ... but you've got far more crap on your Facebook than I have on mine" ... "Well ... it worr'is bothday" ... "I don't care" ... "I didn't want to know really, but I do".

"No? Well, now we both know ... and I've just missed ten minutes of dialogue and haven't a clue what's happening ... except he's older".

Anyone want an Oddjob?...