But, oh dear - because of a mere technicality, I can carry on writing drivel ... so get used to it.
- I haven't yet played solitaire on my windows mobile phone [my fingers are starting to twitch].
- I've been to have my hair cut - oh, by at least a millimetre. Hmm, what other promises did I make? I'll just have another look ...
- HALF MY WAGES!?! EVERY WEEK!! Chuffing nora, I didn't even put how long for!
I'll just say now that I really had no intention of actually publishing my last post, I wrote it just for me ... right up until someone took it upon himself - egged on by his equally twattish buddies no doubt - to phone me [number withheld] to say he'd got Tia ... one day this bunch of dillops may grow up and realise how cruel that was ... nevertheless, it was at that point that I inserted the phone call into the post and decided to publish.
I'll write all about her return - just as soon as I can get rid of this tension headache - in the next exciting instalment of my blog ...