Another Snippet from Ted

Yet another Friday night effort from Ted, comment on 'Not Rumours After All':

My God Lady Grumpess, this is serious stuff, going to be far worse than anything HH have managed to conjure up. Rest assured my dear Grumpess you can rely on my support and active involvement should you embark on a campaign to KEEP OUR HEANOR HAULGE.

I thought your holiday sounded crap, and your poor Grumpy old man, inprisoned in a souped up garden shed with you and your family tribe, his only happy memories being the occasional p**s up some evenings, a sore rosette from riding those bloody bikes and a go down the slide in the Aquadrome. You sure know how to push the boat out your Ladyship.

I may analize your remarks and get back to you later.

In the mean time sleep tight my precious Grumpess and take care.


Oh dear Ted,

what's up? Won't anyone let you play with them on Friday nights that you find yourself desperate enough to read my blog? Hmm, you don't read it though, you skim it or you'd know we didn't stay with my family at Center Parcs or use bikes and there were certainly no p**s ups as you so eloquently put it.

Yep, worried about what we'll get instead of HH - better the devil you know blah blah, but no-one seems to know [or haven't said] what's going on that bit of land yet.

My friends will wonder why I'm allowing myself to rise far enough to take your bait yet again, they were a little put out by your last comment and knowing me and the GOM [unlike you do] couldn't quite understand what you were getting at. You see, you're not bothering me, I leave myself wide open on here and accept that not everyone will be happy about what I write. But I do take exception at your wildly inaccurate assumptions about my family being a tribe and the grumpy old man getting pi**ed.

Oh, by the way, you won't like the next two holidays I'm going on either - but I will blog about them if I want to.

Now, I'm sure no-one is holding a gun at your head forcing you to read what I write, so if you don't like it then read something else, either way, in future if you must comment at all then please save all your comments for me or push off, there's a good chap ...